WARNING: Still Missing That Hilarity... Oh, If You Happen To Find It, You're Ninja

I have decided that from now on, there shall be a quote of the day whenever I feel like posting a quote. So... yeah. This started yesterday. But to make it more fun, I think I'll post a quote, and then you guys... whoever you are... can guess where it's from, and whoever gets it right... gets it right! Well, then. I'll give you a hint for yesterday's. It's a movie quote. Not that difficult.

Anyways, today's quote is actually TWO quotes, but they're from the same movie; you kill two birds with one stone, so to speak. And, you get extra "points" (more like awesomeness) if you can guess the name of the character who had these lines. Well, here they are: "Oh, don't get your panties in a wad" & "Umpalumpa here is your taleback."

Now, the hilarity from yesterday is still missing, and it will most likely never be found. If you DO happen to find it, feel free to post it in the comments!

I realize I have a grand total of like... four readers (cheers for you guys!), and I know every single one of them. I mean no disrespect, of course. You're all amazing and I love you, and that's the only reason you got my blog address. And because I thought you were the least likely to find my sense of humor remotely offensive. But if I DON'T know you, it would be amazing if you would comment and show your appreciation for some awesome talent here. Or, I suppose, depreciation, depending on where you stand with my *ahem* interesting sense of humor.

Happy last day of school, dears. You're all free! And I'm still stuck... on crutches... doing Spanish and Math homework. What fun.